It is with trepidation that i venture to broach my thoughts on a particular subject and that subject is quite simply, coffee. Yes, I said coffee. You see, most poor souls are afraid to drink coffee because of the stigma of becoming "one of Those people" and by one of " those people", they mean someone who obviously can not function without a pot of that brain stimulating liquid we call coffee, and if they can not function without consuming copious amounts of a beverage that some thinks smells like skunk, then, obviously they must be stupid. I mean, after all, anyone who drinks something that smells like skunk is obviously deranged and in need of help right? On the contrary my faint of heart friends! coffee is liquid gold. It soothes our nerves while stimulating our brain cells. What could be better?
They say the " early bird gets the worm". I am of the opinion that if that poor worm had had a cup of Jo, the story would have ended quite differently. I'm equally quite certain that the bird had drank half a pot of French Roast blend, before starting out on his breakfast search! Let this be a lesson to you tea drinkers that if you drink a pot of coffee you are guaranteed to catch worms!
Wait...maybe that didn't come out right.....
